"you’re only watching it because it’s gay"
15/09/14 @ 10:41pm
I’m really afraid that you can’t have marriage without kids.
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
Lol i read this as a poem at first, like a poem from a worried first-time parent:
I remember when you were 9
and you were caring your little razor scooter
it would hit your achilles heel
and it felt like the earth was collapsing
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war