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31/07/14 @ 12:50pm

I have just considered peeing into a bottle to avoid passing them in the living room.

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29/07/14 @ 11:16pm

I have just considered peeing into a bottle to avoid passing them in the living room.

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@ 08:23pm
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Dudebro roommate yelled at us this morning because his water filter brita shit was empty

"THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IN THIS APT"

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28/07/14 @ 08:54pm

This is an ongoing series.

We have a tally chart for cleaning. Mostly because I wanted to prove that the male of the house never cleans.

He doesn’t.

But one day, instead of actually cleaning, he just wrote 20 tally marks.

Good job bro. Good job.

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@ 08:52pm

theheftyhideaway:

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

The Story of NAR

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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@ 01:49pm
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Mondays

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27/07/14 @ 06:38pm

The weird thing is that now I smoke everyday to relieve my shoulder pain and last time I did this I wound up one morning laying in Cheetos with a Netflix history that revealed I had watched a whole season of my little pony.

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@ 06:36pm

poppunkmutants:

but have you considered:

  • strong females who don’t denounce femininity or being girly
  • strong females who are “like every other girl” bc why the hell not girls are rad
  • strong females who tear down the culture of girls hating on other girls
  • strong females who are proud to be feminists
  • strong females who support and acknowledge trans women
  • strong females who understand that being strong isn’t synonymous with manly or with “acting like a man”

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

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25/07/14 @ 09:59pm
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@ 09:56pm

I am officially an old person because I slept with 2 pillows instead of one and got a horrible shoulder ache that hasn’t left in 3 days.

I am using marijuana as a medical pain reliever.

I am like an old man that lives in california.

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21/07/14 @ 11:25pm

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily